Boob Doodler

Christopher's Conundrum (a puzzling post)

2010-02-17T18:10:00.011-05:00

Look hard at the image above. Allow yourself to get lost in the treebranches, the glowing amber leafscape, the presumably loamy pathways through the woods, the gentle warbling of titmice and the rhythmic knocking of woodpeckers... Why, say you, does such an idyllic forest scene appear on this most boobular of blogs? Ah, say I, thus is Christopher's Conundrum. (Answer to be illuminated in good time...)

Meanwhile, check out these boobs that Christopher doodled, it would appear, on his personal computer. (Or perhaps it was his work computer.) I would have to agree with Young Master Christopher when he explained to me that "no human would ever be that color, yet we still know that those are indeed boobs." Word. What also strikes me is the use of a fingerpaint effect, which really gives the impression of a hands-on look.

However, let us keep in mind, for one sobering moment, that boobs are not necessarily all fun and games. Imagine, if you will, this young lady's chagrin at discovering this timeless, albeit non-intuitive, truth:

And now, the moment you've read this far for! The awaited answer to Christopher's Conundrum! The unmasking of.... the Furtive Boob of Thatcher Woods!

Some climax, huh? Well folks, that's all for today. Thanks to Christopher for the excellent and innovative contribution. I totally did not see that boob the first time.

First Submission "Dropped!"

2010-02-17T09:10:00.006-05:00

No, not this one. Once I figure out how to strategically arrange my uploads, I will be able to deliver faster, more synergized service to my clients. For now, deal with it. Anyway, this specimen was lifted from a Korean fellow on the popular photosharing website Flickr [sic]. Credit where credit is due. The bike and Hirohito-era backdrop especially caught my attention.

And now, without too much more ado... Hannah's submission! Its rocktacity is chiefly due to its (i) directness of depiction, (ii) clear description of the subject matter and (iii) inclusion of the drawing utensil in the frame -- so you know it's a real drawing! It's like when they put a picture of a cow on your milk so that you know it's not from cats.

Thanks dude!

Loose assortment of Boobs from the Inter-Net

2010-02-15T18:49:00.012-05:00

I went on a boob-Googling mission to bolster my burgeoning collection of drawings, and here are the shocking results of my search!

One site in particular had a good assortment of doodles, ranging from a dazzling use of charcoal chiaroscuro to the exceedingly simple and straightforward:

And this comic, while I question its basic premise, was fairly risible nonetheless:

A rather uninspired but comprehensive how-to:

And a rather more engaging take on boob-depictive pedagogy:

Of course, nothing beats the primitivist simplicity of this rendering:

Or this complex analytic approach to the relative merits of boob ownership:

Here you can find a laborious study of the effects of boob weight and shape on drape and pendulous displacement:

And finally, at least for now, a comparison of various instruments of boob depiction, one of which is especially handy for drawing ghost boobs!:

As always, keep doodling, and drop me a boob at boobdoodler@gmail.com. See you next time!

The BoobDoodler Cometh

2010-02-10T23:06:00.001-05:00

Today I returned home to find that my wife had affixed to the kitchen wall a dry-erase board with two circular magnets attached thereto. I doodled some boobs thereupon, and thus was born BoobDoodler. Behold!

You too can doodle boobs, which I will be happy to share with the world on your behalf. Just send your boob doodles to boobdoodler@gmail.com.